The moment you've all been waiting for!
Let me give you a little background about me, Shortbeard. I've been trying to get my hands on one of these iPhones to give away since January 9th, 2007. Every time I have my hands on this piece of electronic gold it seems to slip away. Last year was the closest I every came but that bozo in the bar ruined my plan. I just wanna give away a free iPhone 5...and now is my chance! Go see how I got an iPhone 5 to giveaway. My ancestors from Freebeezia didn't think I had a shot on Earth but I proved them wrong and you might be the lucky winner who reaps the benefits.
I wanna send a shout out to the guys who made the video from Owl'E Animations so let's make sure they get a round of applause. I've wanted to show the world what I can do for awhile now and Owl'E was the perfect partner.
Also, I want to thank my buddy Lil Crazed for making me that awesome theme song. It really brings out the best in me when I hear it so I hope you like it too. You can download it here: MyFreebeez Theme Song
Good Luck to you all. Lets Build a Free World!